Ted Culotta's disappearance have led to several theories.
1. He never really existed...some say his real name is George Kaplan.
2. Some note a startling increase in the flat earth followers at the same time as Culotta's disapperance. Some say he fell off.
3. Some believe he went to Mars on the latest NASA Mars lander.
4. I tend to believe he has dedicated himself to rebuilding UP Big Boy #4025 which was discovered 2 years ago in a ballast mine in excellent shape near Bruceford, WY.
If anyone has seen Ted [ or George as it might be ], let me know. We want him to do a clinic at Prototype Rails 2013.
