From: "Andy Harman"

Apparently the Cocoa Beach Hilton - and according to staff - ALL Hiltons
are equipped with the World's Dumbest Clock. Mine was 45 minutes slow, not
all that unusual. I went to reset it and....

Andy, you are in the South, how can an extra fourty five minutes of sack time be a bad thing.

Wait a bit, maybe I figured that wrong.

Andy, you are in the South, you have a woman with you, how can her having an extra 45 minutes to get ready be a bad thing. Then you will only be an hour and fifteen minutes late.

Wait a bit, maybe I figured that wrong.

Andy, you are in the South, relax, it is too hot to care what time it is.

Living in the other South.
Steve Shaffer
Las Cruces, New Mexico