For those who are suffering from shirt envy as well as those
who just don't care one way or the other, there is an
alternative. With an otherwise unheralded beginning at
Cocoa Beach 2010, there will be a newly unorganized group
called Shirtless And Downtrodden (S.A.D.).
There will be no official shirt, no meetings, no dinners,
no dues, no officers.
All are welcome to join by deciding to do so. No one needs
to be notified. Those with dirty shirts that need washing
are welcome to be part-time members.
How shirtless you are allowed to be depends upon the management
of the Hilton and the Judge incarnate.
signed...Shirtless Chuck Peck